
=l
yeah? what else?
Constantly questioning people’s gender? Can’t seem to remember your grandson’s name? Spent your life researching Pokemon and own not a single Pokedex entry to your name?
Do you happen to take personal delight in stalking ten year-olds and making sure they aren’t using items when they’re not supposed to be used?
Are you emotionally capable of sending said ten year-olds out into the world to capture a never-ending sea of Pokemon with nothing to their name except a Potion, five Pokeballs, $3000, your unused Pokedex (that mysteriously contains hidden entries on every single Pokemon in existence), and a level 5 Pokemon that only knows a weak basic physical move and a useless status move with absolutely no regrets whatsoever and no concern about their future well-being?
If you answered “Yes” to any of these, congratulations! You have what it takes to become a professor of Pokemon!
Arceus help us all.




