poisonor:

sheersights:

obligate:

me arriving

same

did it hurt when u fell from heaven

Yes because I belly flopped

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

Jesus plz

rapewhistled:

on a mission for the Lord

Someone please photoshop this picture and make that guy run over the water

watchtheskytonight:

putmeoutofmyfuckingmisery:

supernaturalheros:

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

I’M CRIYNG

jesus dies

BEST SPOILER EVER

I CAN’T ANYMORE

I don’t even know what these guys were doing

jamesbleach:

luke-hole:

I hate people.

…

Those people are so stupid, they must be from facebook or Twitter because we guys from Tumblr know that the earth has more than 2013 years

The one who would have right now 2013 is Jesus

gettin-nakie-outside:

absurd-person-singular:

marissaloud:

doctornipples:

gettin-nakie-outside:

beelzebubby:

do i win

Jesus wins.

omf

Is this seriously still a thing? XD I have to find that bed sheet again.

gettin-nakie-outside:

absurd-person-singular:

marissaloud:

doctornipples:

gettin-nakie-outside:

beelzebubby:

do i win

Jesus wins.

omf

Is this seriously still a thing? XD I have to find that bed sheet again.

grainnemccloskey:

happy birthday jesus!