humanity-will-sing-harmony:

your-love-is-minee:

nomegustanlasperas:

JUESUUUS! wuaaaaaaaasdfgsdfghsdfghdfghfghfdfghjghjk

*JESUS HA REBLOGUEADO ESTO DESDE EL CIELO* es un milagrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

humanity-will-sing-harmony:

your-love-is-minee:

nomegustanlasperas:

JUESUUUS! wuaaaaaaaasdfgsdfghsdfghdfghfghfdfghjghjk

*JESUS HA REBLOGUEADO ESTO DESDE EL CIELO* es un milagrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

demi-the-cat:

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

theres a pool cover

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

emojipapi:

Jesus supports Argentina

emojipapi:

Jesus supports Argentina

azhaela:

penishole:

ifollowbadblogs:

i will never swear again

WHAT

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT

The power of god COMPELS YOU

The power of god COMPELS YOU

Our Cosmic Address

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

darkchaos-chao:

THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THAT JESUS I HAVE EVER SEEN

penis-hilton:

wow duDE TAG YORU SPOILERS

penis-hilton:

wow duDE TAG YORU SPOILERS

domirine:

wonder how happy jesus would be about being tumblr famous

domirine:

wonder how happy jesus would be about being tumblr famous

let-me-christmas-in-pieces:

holyswagbatman:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m dying

Well

I laughed