falvie:

kwinkee:

imbourbon:

By David Olenick

Sleep with a stranger!

SLEEP WITH A STRANGER

backdoorteenmom:

cosbyykidd:

Welp I guess I’ll never get on the Ellen show now :/

alex gaskarth; dat ass 
goldleafceilings:

lofaf:

shyrobots:

justicevevo:

daftpunk-unmasked:

Daft Punk Unmasked



#he looks like one of those dogs #u know the dogs



the dog
Me trying to reach my goals

Me trying to reach my goals

annabellehector:

Should have got an Oscar

annabellehector:

Should have got an Oscar

tacblog1:

sovereign-is-the-best-reaper:

happinessbythekilowatts:

the-altar:

pinnacleofbritishness:

Why the British don’t have guns…

The look on their faces was the look on my face.

Hammond’s reaction

Jeremy’s reaction is so great

Best show ever.

tacblog1:

sovereign-is-the-best-reaper:

happinessbythekilowatts:

the-altar:

pinnacleofbritishness:

Why the British don’t have guns…

The look on their faces was the look on my face.

Hammond’s reaction

Jeremy’s reaction is so great

Best show ever.

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

leecario:

IM TELLING RAYQUAZA

leecario:

IM TELLING RAYQUAZA

frightened:

text post rule

  1. no punctuation
  2. if u need punctuation u can use lots of question marks for emphasis???????
  3. mispell words so people know ur blogging in the gthrows of passion
  4. dont spell the as teh though what is this fucking 9gag or some shit
  5. wowowowow u know what’s a great idea cAPS LOKC HALFWAY THROUGH A WORD
  6. there are no rule
  7. be metal