Welp I guess I’ll never get on the Ellen show now :/
Should have got an Oscar
Why the British don’t have guns…
The look on their faces was the look on my face.
Jeremy’s reaction is so great
Best show ever.
overhearing people talking about something u like
hearing that they talkin shit
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.
IM TELLING RAYQUAZA
text post rule
- no punctuation
- if u need punctuation u can use lots of question marks for emphasis???????
- mispell words so people know ur blogging in the gthrows of passion
- dont spell the as teh though what is this fucking 9gag or some shit
- wowowowow u know what’s a great idea cAPS LOKC HALFWAY THROUGH A WORD
- there are no rule
- be metal