180mph:

Me before eating dinner: Itadakimasu!

My mom: Shut the fuck up

My dad: Fucking weeaboo

skittles-for-sexbang:

hot Australian twink rides chubby cumslut

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classeon:

surreal-sagan:

When my friend told me he had discovered this awesome Canadian DJ and then he tried pronouncing his name. 

DJ

classeon:

surreal-sagan:

When my friend told me he had discovered this awesome Canadian DJ and then he tried pronouncing his name. 

DJ

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

fnmattsweeney:

wild-guy:

Ke$ha’s dancers

I need to go see keshaShe’s doing big things

fnmattsweeney:

wild-guy:

Ke$ha’s dancers

I need to go see kesha
She’s doing big things

promo4homo:
thecatalier:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks science side of tumblr

thecatalier:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.

You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.

When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks science side of tumblr

deanlovescastielkisses:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

nottheginger1:

I’m not dirty. You’re dirty.

I like to pretend Cas is involved with the magic of this post.

^same

ghost-anus:

the world needs to see this video

phantomrose96:

 

theycallmethemoose:

voldemortcanyounot:

thisisrubyok:

heavendean:

#bUT IMAGINE TWO HOTTIES TURN UP TO YOUR DOORSTEP #i’D BE LiKE ‘IS IT MA BIRTHDAY?’ 

#THEN YOU’D REMEMBER THAT THESE TWO BEING THERE PROBABLY MENAS SOMETHING INCREDIBLY DEADLY IS IN YOUR GENERAL AREA AND MOST LIKELY GOING TO KILL YOU NEXT

#WORTH IT

OH COME ON IF SAM WINCHESTER TURNS UP AT YOUR DOOR YOU GONNA DIE ANYWAY


#DEFINITELY WORTH IT

phantomrose96:

 

theycallmethemoose:

voldemortcanyounot:

thisisrubyok:

heavendean:

#bUT IMAGINE TWO HOTTIES TURN UP TO YOUR DOORSTEP #i’D BE LiKE ‘IS IT MA BIRTHDAY?’ 

#THEN YOU’D REMEMBER THAT THESE TWO BEING THERE PROBABLY MENAS SOMETHING INCREDIBLY DEADLY IS IN YOUR GENERAL AREA AND MOST LIKELY GOING TO KILL YOU NEXT

#WORTH IT

OH COME ON IF SAM WINCHESTER TURNS UP AT YOUR DOOR YOU GONNA DIE ANYWAY

#DEFINITELY WORTH IT

joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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gameshrimp:

Some idea I had this week when I should’ve been working.