fuckyeahweirdporn:

alpacafragga:

foxyplaydate:

nanatsu-chan:

coyotestuck:

eriizabeto:

anniedraws:

livethefaggotry:

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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

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what

WHAT

W H Y

TUMBLR NO

This escalated quickly.

Don’t We Did

Worry Just Fine

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

80% of my friendships on tumblr
me: we should talk more!
them: yeah we should!
both: *never talks to each other again*

ANON HATE SIMULATOR 1.05 PUBLIC BETA

ronnicus:

punkrockmerman:

nutella-na-janela:



this shit still fucks me up

ronnicus:

punkrockmerman:

nutella-na-janela:

this shit still fucks me up

What do we have here now?

What do we have here now?

Stop Scrolling

TAG YOUR PORN !… 

youtubersz:

some of these are scary accurate 

jaxthebum:

hunting-the-hell-hounds:

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

This is why I dont tell people I have a Tumblr.

jaxthebum:

hunting-the-hell-hounds:

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

This is why I dont tell people I have a Tumblr.

hellofromtumblr:

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Fix your damn message system :(

there’re people replying my messages and I don’t respond because it never sent D:

FIX IT !.. ¬¬ add a message sent folder 

I don’t buy it :/

If any of you wanna help this kid, you know then how to do it :\

Not sure but I think it’s some kind of hack or virus!.. >_> 10-20 seconds? Yeah right.

Man I didn’t born yesterday!. If you want money then get a job .. Work your ass off to get it ;p

This person doesn’t even has an askbox :/ hmmm something smell bad here

send me stuff in my askbox and I`ll record it on Vocaroo :D