aubsticle:

this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

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HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FU 

breakingwallstayingstrong:

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

Lool

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

fuckyeahweirdporn:

alpacafragga:

foxyplaydate:

nanatsu-chan:

coyotestuck:

eriizabeto:

anniedraws:

livethefaggotry:

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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

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what

WHAT

W H Y

TUMBLR NO

This escalated quickly.

Don’t We Did

Worry Just Fine

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

80% of my friendships on tumblr
me: we should talk more!
them: yeah we should!
both: *never talks to each other again*

ANON HATE SIMULATOR 1.05 PUBLIC BETA

ronnicus:

punkrockmerman:

nutella-na-janela:



this shit still fucks me up

ronnicus:

punkrockmerman:

nutella-na-janela:

this shit still fucks me up

What do we have here now?

What do we have here now?

Stop Scrolling

TAG YOUR PORN !… 

youtubersz:

some of these are scary accurate 

jaxthebum:

hunting-the-hell-hounds:

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

This is why I dont tell people I have a Tumblr.

jaxthebum:

hunting-the-hell-hounds:

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

This is why I dont tell people I have a Tumblr.

hellofromtumblr:

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